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Camp Wawanakwa! Once a paradise on Earth, now a biohazardous dump! The perfect setting to drop a gang of teen-freaks and let 'em run wild! We're going back to the island, baby! A whole new set of campers. Each one more abnormal than the last. A whole new set of dangerous challenges! Insane, deranged, disgusting! These are just a few words that describe this season's high level of drama! And another million dollar prize! Stay tuned for a brand most vengeful season of Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!

ContestantsEdit

  • Anne Maria - The Jersey Girl
  • B - The Strong, Silent Genius
  • Brick - The Army Cadet
  • Cameron - The 98 1/2 Pound Bubble Boy
  • Dakota - The Fame Monger
  • Dawn: The Ethereal Moonchild
  • Jo: The Jockette
  • Lightning: The Athletic Overachiever
  • Mike: The Multiple Personality Disorder
  • Sam: The Gamer
  • Scott: The Devious Stratergist
  • Staci: The Compulsive Liar
  • Zoey: The Indie Chick

Chapter One: Bigger! Badder! Brutal-er!Edit

  • Chris McLean: Welcome to Total Drama: Revenge of the Island! It’s our dramatic fourth season this year! I have chosen thirteen new contestants to compete back at Camp Wawanakwa for the grand prize of one…million…dollars! They will be split into two different teams, compete in crazy, dangerous and toxic challenges in order to get immunity. The losing team will vote someone off, and EVERY episode, someone will be taking the Hurl of Shame! Let’s meet our thirteen new contestants! (The camera flashes to the thirteen new contestants)
  • B: *smiles and waves to the camera*
  • Anne Maria: Do you ever tawk?
  • B: *shrugs*
  • Anne Maria: Whatever *rolls her eyes*
  • Dakota: *shoves Anne Maria* Move it, it’s my screentime!
  • Anne Maria: Don’t touch me blondie!
  • Dakota: Calm down, the audience just needs more cute, fabulous me!
  • Dawn: Actually, you don’t think the audience needs to see you. After all, your fame hungry ways were actually caused by a deal in preschool, betting you would be famous in real life. That’s why you act like this today.
  • Dakota: But how did you…
  • Dawn: There’s a lot where that came from. It will confuse you. Let’s just move on with the show.
  • Scott: *Looks at everyone and rolls his eyes* It’s going to be hard to find loyal allies here…
  • Jo: What did you say pit-sniffer?
  • Scott: Excuse me? I didn’t say anything.
  • Jo: Whatever maggot.
  • Zoey: Mike! Can’t you believe we’re actually on Total Drama! This is just so exciting!
  • Mike: Yeah, it’s so beautiful…*smiles*
  • Sam: Hey guys, want to play Pocket-Mon 380 on my Handheld 380 Tech Gadget Console?
  • Mike: *stares at Zoey and shakes his head*
  • Sam: *crickets chirp* Suit yourself then!
  • Cameron: Ah, the great outdoors! I’ve never been outside before! Not once in my life!
  • Lightning: That’s weird little girl! Sha-bam! *flexes his muscles and accidentally punches Cameron into Staci*
  • Staci: And my great, great, great, great, great uncle Jeremy invented working out! Before him, people use to be skinny to try to have muscles!
  • Cameron: Oww! I’m a boy!
  • Lightning: What you talking ‘bout sister?
  • Jo: He’s a boy, stuck up moron!
  • Lightning: *nudges Sam* Yo, why does that guy have boobs?
  • Jo: Because I’m a girl, idiot! Look, just stay out of my way if you want to live, okay? *walks away*
  • Lightning: I don’t understand what that dude’s business is!
  • Brick: Brick McArthur reporting for duty! *salutes*
  • Lighting: What you doing cadet?
  • Brick: Never mind soldier!
  • Cameron: I’ve always wanted to do cadets, but my mom never let me outside. *sighs*
  • Chris McLean: Yup, those are our thirteen new contestants competing on Total Drama this season! They will be arriving at Camp Wawanakwa shortly! (ten minutes later)
  • Jo: Where is this dump?
  • Cameron: I can’t seem to find this island on any map of Canada!
  • Anne Maria: Shut it, geek! *throws his atlas in the lake*
  • Cameron: Hey!
  • Scott: Hey, if you want it back, just go take a dive in the lake! Hahahaha.
  • Chris: Yeah, good luck with that! (A giant octopus’ leg drops down on the lake, crushing an intern)
  • Sam: Hehehe, killer!
  • Dawn: *while meditating* I sense great danger to anybody who stays on the dock for too long!
  • Lightning: Lightning already knows that, creepy girl!
  • Brick: I’m a trained cadet! I can handle it!
  • Chris: Are you sure about that? *prepares to push Brick in the water*
  • Brick: I’d like to rethink my strategies going about that!
  • Staci: My great, great aunt…*has her mouth taped by Chris*
  • Chris: Shh! I am trying to say something! Alright contestants, your first task is to race through the dangerous forest of Camp Wawanakwa for the finish line. Once everyone makes it there, we will reveal the teams! GO! (a land and marine alligator crawls onto the dock and everyone screams)
  • Cameron: Run for it!
  • Dawn: There, there blessed little one. You’ll be safe with me! *pets the alligator and softly sings something to it*
  • Anne Maria: What is that creepy girl doing?
  • Jo: Don’t worry about it anyway! Would you like to be gator bait anyway? Didn’t think so!
  • Anne Maria: Whatever! *shoves her to the floor*
  • Jo: Hey! You did not just push me! I’ll show you! *runs after her*
  • Lightning: Sha-bam! Lightning is going to win this race! I want my team to be called Lightning’s Squad.
  • Scott: *sarcastically* Great suggestions Lightning. Anyway, I was thinking if we were both on the same team, how about we form an alliance?
  • Lightning: An alliance? No way! Lightning is a team of one!
  • Scott: *chuckles* Suit yourself, be the first out then! *runs ahead*
  • Jo: What’s all that about?
  • Lightning: How did you catch up so fast, dude?
  • Jo: I’m a girl!
  • Lightning: Stop messing with me fool!
  • Jo: Grrrr! *punches Lightning and runs ahead*
  • Staci: And my great, great, great, great….
  • Sam: Yeah, it’s great! I beat my high score!
  • Staci: Anyway, my great, great, great, great….
  • Zoey: Oww, my legs are dying!
  • Mike: Need of any assistance?
  • Zoey: Awww, you’re so sweet! But I wouldn’t want to put any extra weight on you. It would slow you down!
  • Mike: It’s fine Zoey! *places her on his back and continues running* (CONF) I’d do anything for Zoey. She’s an amazing girl. Let’s just hope some “other” guys don’t mess things up for us.
  • Scott: *is the first to the finish line, closely followed by Jo and Lightning*
  • Chris: Alright Scott! You’re on Team B, over there! Jo, however, you’re on Team A! Lightning, Team B with Scott!
  • Anne Maria: *arrives at the finish line spraying her hair with hairspray*
  • B: *dashes to the finish line, accidentally knocking over Anne Maria*
  • Anne Maria: Oww, watch it moron! *tries to spray him, but she already ran out* Darn it!
  • Chris: Anne Maria, you’re on Team A with Jo! B, you’re on Team B with Scott!
  • Anne Maria: Great!
  • B: *nods and walks to his team!
  • Chris: Ah, Brick, team A! Mike and Zoey, you both will be on Team B!
  • Zoey: Thanks!
  • Chris: Cameron, Team A! Dakota, Team B! Dawn…wait…you’re on an alligator!
  • Dawn: Yes, he’s very friendly! *pets the alligator*
  • Chris: But those things are nasty!
  • Alligator: *roars*
  • Dawn: Ah, he doesn’t like you disrespecting him. Alright Ally, it’s time for you to go bake in the lake!
  • Alligator: *walks away*
  • Chris: As I was saying, Dawn, team A!
  • Staci:*runs to the finish line*
  • Chris: Staci, team B! Sam, my man, you are on Team A! Team A, you will be officially known as…the Radioactive Rats! Team B, you will be known as…the Mutant Maggots!
  • Lightning: No, no, no, no, no! Team Lightning! Or Lightning’s Squad!
  • Chris: Great suggestions Lightning, but the name’s are final!
  • Jo: What sort of names are those?
  • Chris: Names that if you have a problem with them, you will be eliminated!
  • Anne Maria: So stop talking if you don’t want our team to be a man down, pasty!
  • Jo: I’m not a man, bronze medal!
  • Anne Maria: I’m a gold medal, blondie! *attacks Jo with hairspray*
  • Chris: Enough! Scott, since you arrived first, you’re team gets a trampoline! Jo, since you were the second to arrive, you’re team gets a saw! Also, the Maggots will get an axe.
  • Mike: And what exactly are we supposed to be doing with these?
  • Chris: Follow me for your first challenge! (Everyone arrives by the river, with two totems suspended by a rope, tied to a branch) Okay! Your first challenge is to cut down your team’s totem and race it down this waterfall, down a hill and then place it outside a cabin on a stump! But hurry, because the bomb goes off in three minutes!
  • Zoey: You’re not really going to blow us up, are you?
  • Dawn: Chris has no feelings, or guilt. It’s very possible he would!
  • Chris: What she said! Anyway, the timers start now!
  • Zoey: So, how are we going to get our team’s totem down?
  • Lightning: Don’t worry Team Lightning! I’ll get it for you! *jumps on the trampoline, collides with the Totem and falls back down* Oww! (CONF) First of all, Totem Cutting is not a recognised sport! And two, it must’ve been buttered!
  • Mike: *transforms into Chester* I’m tired of these young whippersnappers! Cut the dang rope already!
  • B: *thinks of a plan*
  • Scott: That’s what we’re trying to do, if you haven’t figured it out yet!
  • Mike: The name’s Chester, sissy!
  • Zoey: Uh, Mike? What’s gotten into you lately?
  • Staci: My great, great uncle James invented axes! Before him, people cut down trees with stones! And my great, great, great….*is placed somewhere by B, relieving her team* You want me to stand here?
  • B: *nods and runs to Dakota*
  • Dakota: Hehehe, I know I’m beautiful!
  • B: *drags Dakota to the trampoline*
  • Dakota: Hey, I was busy with my photographers!
  • B: *instructs Dakota to jump in a specific way, causing her to land on Staci’s shoulders.
  • Zoey: Wow, cool B!
  • Brick: *starts climbing a tree* I swear, Chris buttered these down! I can’t climb up the tree!
  • Jo: Move it, dirt bag! *shoves Brick out of the way, and starts climbing the tree but falls down*
  • Dawn: Let me have a try!
  • Jo: If I can’t do it, it’s impossible!
  • Cameron: Jo’s right, we can’t climb up the tree! It’s to slippery!
  • Dawn: Just watch and learn! *walks under the branch and closes her eyes*
  • Anne Maria: *applying makeup* What is that creep doing?
  • Cameron: Whoa! I thought that was impossible!
  • Dawn: *slowly begins to rise into the air*
  • Jo: You can…le..le..levitate!
  • Dawn: *signals Jo to be quiet as she continues to rise up*
  • Zoey: The Maggots are almost there…but how is Dawn doing that?
  • Scott: It doesn’t matter! One more person should do it!
  • B: *grabs Zoey, and makes her do the same thing as everyone else*
  • Mike: *as Chester* Just cut the darn rope already!
  • Zoey: Okay! *starts to cut down the rope*
  • Dakota: Faster!
  • Zoey: Got it! *cuts down the rope and their totem successfully lands*
  • B: *signals his team to get on, as the start to go down the river*
  • Brick: Hurry Dawn, the Maggots are ahead!
  • Dawn: *reaches the top and uses the axe to cut down the rope while she’s still in midair* I told you I had it *floats down*
  • Cameron: But how did you do that?
  • Jo: We don’t have enough time for explaining! Just hurry up and get on! (The Maggots get in their totem and start racing*
  • Scott: The Rats are catching up!
  • B: *signals his team to lean forward*
  • Jo: Lean forward Rats! The Maggots are dead ahead!
  • Anne Maria: Geez, keep your panties on!
  • Jo: One more word and you go off the log, tin can!
  • Anne Maria: When we finish this race, you are so dead!
  • Jo: Like anyone can defeat me!
  • Brick: *glares at Jo*
  • Jo: What? I’m better than anyone else here!
  • Cameron: Guys! Can you please stop fighting? We have a challenge to win!
  • Jo: *steers the totem out of the way of a tree*
  • Dawn: We need to lean as hard as we can if we want to come close to winning!
  • Jo: Stop talking, witch!
  • Dawn: (CONF) Jo has highly miscalculated her predictions on my true nature! I’m nothing supernatural! I can just perform supernatural things.
  • Scott: We’re here! Hurry up and place the Totem on a stump!
  • B: *helps lift up their totem as his team places it down*
  • Zoey: Yes! Does that mean we win? *starts to play a game*
  • Chris: Yes soldiers, yes! (The Rats come crashing down, and their totem explodes) Oww! Sorry Rats, but I’ll be seeing ye’ at the elimination ceremony, where someone will be voted off!
  • Jo: Nice effort, team! Way to go!
  • Jo’s Team: *glares at her*
  • Chris: Six of you sit in front of you. But I only have five marshmallows on this tray! But, even the loser will be getting a marshmallow!
  • Chef: *in his radioactive costume, reveals the green glowing marshmallow*
  • Chris: That’s right, the loser will be receiving the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom! The first normal marshmallow goes to…Cameron! *throws him a marshmallow* Pouffe head, you are also safe! *throws her a marshmallow* The next marshmallow go to…Dawn! *throws her a marshmallow* Sam, you’re safe to! *throws him a marshmallow* Jo, Brick. There is only one marshmallow left on this tray. However, the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom goes to…
  • Brick: *glares at Jo*
  • Jo: *glares at Brick*
  • Chris: …Jo! Brick, you’re safe! *throws Jo the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom*
  • Jo: Wait, you voted me off! Your strongest competitor! How could you make me take the Dock of Shame this early?
  • Sam: That’s why, just right now is the perfect example! Hehehe.
  • Chris: Actually, we have something new this season! (The scene shows Jo in a catapult) Yup, say hello to the Hurl of Shame! Jo, any last words?
  • Jo: Yes! This show sucks and so does this e- *is hurled off the island*
  • Chris: Whoops sorry about that! I just don’t like people disrespecting my show! Who will be eliminated next? Find out next time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island!

Chapter Two: Truth or Mutant SharkEdit

  • Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, thirteen new contestants and one million dollars! We split them into two different teams! Someone showed her team one of her supernatural powers, while others broke out into personality. It was a crazy log ride down a giant waterfall and hill. But in the end, the Maggots won and the Rats sent Jo to the Hurl of Shame for her rude attitude. Who will be hurled next? Find out right now on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island! (Theme song plays)
  • Sam: *playing his video game* Yes! I finally got the sorcerer’s medallion! Go Sam! Or should I say, ninja warrior!
  • Cameron: Sam, do you play those things all night?
  • Sam: Yup!
  • Cameron: That’s really bad for your health?
  • Sam: *starts eating chips* What did you say?
  • Cameron: Never mind!
  • Brick: *wakes up to his really loud alarm clock*
  • Cameron: My ears!
  • Sam: This is even worse than when I played my first shooter game with my super loud sound system!
  • Brick: *stops his alarm clock and yawns* Sorry about that, team mates! Now I’m off for my morning run!
  • Dawn: *meditating in her cabin*
  • Anne Maria: *spraying her hair* What are you doing, pipsqueak?
  • Dawn: Meditating and my name’s Dawn.
  • Anne Maria: What sort of mumbo jumbo is that?
  • Dawn: It’s not mumbo jumbo, it’s a form of relaxation. It looks a like you could use it once in a while.
  • Anne Maria: Excuse me?
  • Dawn: Nothing! *whispers to a grub* Don’t worry, I will protect you.
  • Anne Maria: Eww, what the heck is that thing?
  • Dawn: This? It’s just a grub!
  • Anne Maria: Yuck! *sprays the grub with hairspray, killing it*
  • Dawn: *teary* You just killed him!
  • Anne Maria: Calm down, it’s just some dirty grub!
  • Dawn: *storms out*
  • Anne Maria: Sheesh, what’s fairy pixie’s problem? *continues fixing her hair*
  • B: *still sleeping*
  • Mike: *as Chester while asleep* I’m sick of these crazy young whippersnappers, and them not being in school! *changes to Mike* Aw, keep it down Chester! *as Chester* Who keeps writing Mike on ye’ underwear? *back to Mike* I’ll get you know ones! Just be quiet! *as Chester* Fine!
  • Scott: What’s wrong with him?
  • Lightning: Lightning has no idea whatsoever! Sha-bam! *flexes muscles, accidentally punching Scott*
  • Scott: Oww!
  • Lightning: Whoops, my bad!
  • Staci: Ya, and my great, great, great grandfather Luke invented houses. Before him, people use to sleep in the trees! And when it rained they had to like get a new sofa!
  • Dakota: Can you keep it down!
  • Zoey: Yeah Zoey, Dakota’s trying to sleep right now.
  • Staci: Fine! *instantly falls asleep*
  • Dakota: That was fast! I need to freshen up!
  • Zoey: Same! *walks to the bathrooms with Dakota, only to find Anne Maria spraying her hair*
  • Anne Maria: What are you two maggots doing here?
  • Zoey: Oh, we just came to freshen up!
  • Dakota: AHHHHH!
  • Anne Maria: What’s wrong with daddy’s girl over there?
  • Zoey: Yeah Dakota, what’s wrong?
  • Dakota: I have…a…split end!
  • Anne Maria: Then just go trim it off!
  • Dakota: I hate cutting things with scissors!
  • Zoey: I’ll do it for you! *grabs some scissors and cuts off her split end* See, that wasn’t so hard!
  • Dakota: But what if I get more? I never get split ends!
  • Anne Maria: Stop being such a baby! *sprays her hair, causing the two girls to cough*
  • Zoey: Can you stop spraying for a minute?
  • Anne Maria: Shut up, Princess Leia hair!
  • Zoey: *coughs* what *coughs* ever! *leaves with Dakota*
  • Chris: *on the loudspeaker* It’s challenge time! Meet me at the beach where we will conduct our embarrassing challenge! (The contestants are shown at the beach)
  • Mike: So, what’s our challenge supposed to be?
  • Zoey: Yeah! *smiles deeply at Mike*
  • Mike: *smiles back at her romantically*
  • Chris: As you can see here, we have sides of seats, being held above the water! Maggots get into your seats on the right, while the Rats get into their seats on the left. (Everyone gets into place) Alright, your first challenge is an embarrassing trivia game! Here’s the deal! I will ask each teams five different embarrassing questions about a certain team member. If the member owns it up, their team gets a point. However, if you refuse to own up, your team gets dunked underwater, and you don’t get a point! Like this! *presses a button, making the Maggots get dunked underwater*
  • Scott: Sh-sh-shark!
  • Zoey: AHHH!
  • Chris: *presses the button again, and the Maggots resurface*
  • Mike: There’s some sort of monster down there!
  • Chris: Oh yeah, it turns out toxic waste can mess with marine life to! Alright, our first question for the Rats. Who recently stopped wearing diapers as of last year?
  • Cameron: *cheeks go red in embarrassment* It was me. *presses the red button*
  • Chris: That’s one point for the Rats! Alright Maggots, whose hair is actually fake?
  • Zoey: Wait, who has fake hair?
  • Staci: *presses button, and her wig drops off* My great, great, grandmother Sandra invented wigs! Before her, bald people wore leaves and bushes around their heads!
  • Chris: Correct! Both teams have one point! Rats, who once startled an eagle and was kidnapped by it and was forced to weave its nest?
  • Anne Maria: *chuckles* Wow!
  • Dawn: *presses buzzer* I was practising levitation, unfortunately, the eagle was scared.
  • Mike: That’s just…wow!
  • Lightning: Lightning would’ve shown that eagle who was boss! Sha-Lightning! *accidentally punches Scott again*
  • Scott: Sha-Lightning…cut it out! I’ve had it with this game!
  • Chris: Knock it off campers! Alright Maggots, who once ate a live kitchen rat while sleeping as a child?
  • Scott: (CONF) My strategy is to make my team lose, so the rats develop a false sense of security, until I pick ‘em off! (NON CONF) So, is anyone going to own up yet? *chuckles*
  • Chris: It looks like no-ones owning up! *dunks the Maggots*
  • Scott: Shark again!
  • Shark: *licks it’s lips, but the Maggots quickly resurface*
  • Chris: So, that leaves the Rats in the lead with two points to one! K Rats, whose real name is Christian?
  • Anne Maria: *bluffs* (CONF) Okay, my parents had no taste whatsoever in names and were overly religious, so they named me Christian! But they ‘pronounced it’ “Kristin” and called me “Kristin the Christian”! But then I got my name changed and all to Anne Maria! No one is ever knowing this! (NON CONF) So, who here is called Christian?
  • Scott: *silently* Come on! Just answer it!
  • Lightning: Who are you talking to? The tooth fairy?
  • Scott: Just…stop…talking!
  • Chris: It looks like the Rats aren’t owning anything up! They are getting dunked as well! *dunks the Rats, then they later resurface*
  • Anne Maria: Do you just know what harm you could’ve caused to my hair?
  • Chris: Shut up…Christian!
  • Brick: *gasps* So that was you
  • Dawn: (CONF) I knew it was Anne Maria. It was selfish of her not to own it up. Alright Dawn, don’t get stressed! *meditates*
  • Anne Maria: Whatever! I’m not doing this challenge!
  • Mike: Yeah, I don’t necessarily like the consequences of being dunked!
  • Chris: Fine then! But the next challenge is inescapable! (The next scene shows an area set up like wipeout)
  • Zoey: Whoa! Where are we?
  • Chris: This is the second part of the challenge! However, since you quit the first part of the challenge, you will all be wearing the disadvantage of these very hard to see out of glasses! But before the challenge starts, the Maggots will have to sit out two members!
  • Dakota: *is being photographed by the paparazzi*
  • Staci: *talks about her relatives*
  • Mike: I think we’ll sit out Dakota and Staci.
  • Scott. Yeah. Perfect *rolls his eyes* (CONF) I say, Dakota and Staci would make the perfect alliance!
  • Chris: Dawn and Scott will compete against each other in the Kick Start! Then, B and Sam will battle it out in the race against time which is the Cannon Ball Run! Cameron and Lightning will dish it out in my personal favourite, Wrecking Ball Alley! Then we head on to the Bouncy Agony of Double Trouble, where Anne Maria and Mike will bounce on the red fists for survival! And finally, The Grand Slam! That is where Brick and Zoey will swing to save themselves from a bad makeover! And go! But, since this is a relay race, you will need something to use for the relay! Maggots, you will get a mutated maggot, while the Rats will get, a mutant rat! And go!
  • Scott: So what are we supposed to be doing next to this giant foot? *is kicked off the platform by the boot* Oww! Thanks!
  • Dawn: Okay Rat, bring me luck!
  • Rat: *speaking in a rat language*
  • Dawn: You want me to duck? *ducks and misses the boot* Thanks! *starts to hop across the platforms*
  • Scott: Just taking my time getting back to where I started!
  • Dawn: Here! *hands Sam the rat*
  • Sam: Ahh! Cannons! *runs through the obstacle without getting hurt* Go gamer! *is scratched by the rat* Oww!
  • B: *signals Scott to hurry*
  • Scott: Hey, don’t RUSH me! *slowly hops across the platforms*
  • B: *glares*
  • Scott: Here’s your maggot, maggot! *throws B the maggot*
  • B: *runs through the cannon area, ducking as cannons fly past him*
  • Sam: Cameron! Grab the rat!
  • Cameron: How do I do this? *tries to run across the spinning log* Oh my god! A giant ball *ducks*
  • B: *gives Lightning* the maggot
  • Lightning: Sha-Lightning! *runs onto the log, but is hit by a ball* Darn it!
  • Cameron: Duck again! *ducks and continues running*
  • Anne Maria: Come on scrawny dork and finish it already!
  • Cameron: I’m trying my best! *ducks and continues running across it*
  • Lightning: Alright, that was just a practise! This is the real deal! Sha-Lightning! *tries running again*
  • Cameron: *makes it across* Here take it! *shoves the rat to Anne Maria*
  • Lightning: *ducks and makes it across* Here you go Mike! *gives him the maggot*
  • Anne Maria: This is so disgusting! How do I jump across this? (CONF) What is Chris thinking? I can’t get my hair dirty!
  • Mike: Oh no, how I’m I supposed to do this? I’m no gymnastics gold medallist! *transforms into a personality* No, but Svetlana is! Tada! * leaps across several bouncy fists* I am a Russian gymnastics gold medallists!
  • Anne Maria: Here it goes! *leaps on a red fist, but bounces hardly against the other ones* OWW! *lands right next to Brick* Just take it already!
  • Brick: Yes madam! *grabs a hold of the rope (CONF) I use to do this all the time back in the cadets! I won first prize for hitting the distractions!
  • Zoey: *takes the maggot off of Mike* You sure do have some great talents!
  • Mike: *as himself* Thanks Zoey!
  • Zoey: Well, I have a challenge to complete. See you later! *runs to the rope*
  • Brick: *swings into a cactus plant* Mommy…
  • Zoey: Brick! Are you okay? *grabs the rope and swings*
  • Mike: Come on Zoey! You can do it!
  • Scott: Don’t pressure her. Let her take her time!
  • Zoey: *hits the giant baseball mitten and slips* Almost!
  • Brick: *grabs the rope and swings again*
  • Anne Maria: Hurry up army man! I need to wash my hair after this is all over! *sprays her hair in hairspray*
  • Brick: No! Not again! *swings into the cactus* Daddy…
  • Zoey: Come on Zoey! You can do it this time! *swings again*
  • Scott: *quietly* Come on…miss…
  • Zoey: *misses again*
  • Mike: Oh no!
  • Brick: Alright! I will make it this time! *swings again, but hits another cactus* Bubby…
  • Zoey: *goes for another swing*
  • Lightning: Come on red riding hood! Just land already! Sha-bam!
  • Zoey: *lands on the mitten* YES! We win!
  • Chris: And the Mutant Maggots win yet again! Radioactive Rats, I’ll be seeing you at the elimination ceremony…again!
  • Anne Maria: *outside of the cabins with Dawn and Sam* I say we vote Brick! He lost the final part of the challenge!
  • Dawn: Not everyone can exceed in everything.
  • Anne Maria: Shut it blondie! But would you like to lose another challenge because someone fails?
  • Dawn: Not really…
  • Sam: Well, I’ll vote Brick if I have too…
  • Cameron: *walks over to them* What are you talking about guys?
  • Anne Maria: None of your darn business, geek! (the camera cuts to the elimination ceremony)
  • Chris: Today, everyone will be receiving a marshmallow! Even the loser! But that’s one marshmallow you don’t want to eat! Who will be going home today? Sam, you failed at the Kick Start, Brick, you lost the last challenge and Anne Maria, you didn’t own up to your secret, CHRISTIAN!
  • Anne Maria: Uh, shut up and give me my marshmallow already!
  • Chris: Don’t ever interrupt an elimination ceremony! The first marshmallow of the night goes to…Cameron *throws him a marshmallow* Dawn, Sam, you two are both safe! *throws them both a marshmallow* Anne Maria and Brick…the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom goes to…Anne Maria! *throws Brick his normal marshmallow, and Anne Maria her toxic one*
  • Anne Maria: Wait, why did you vote me off? I thought we were voting together! *is thrown inside the Hurl of Shame* This is an unfair elimination!*is hurled off of the island*
  • Dawn: (CONF) I feel bad for not sticking with Anne Maria and Sam. But her aura definitely shows a personality that I don’t like. Plus, Brick is nice and is strong and tries in the challenges. I hope she understands.
  • Chris: Well, that was dramatic! Who will be Hurled next? Find out next time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island!

Chapter Three: Ice, Ice BabyEdit

  • Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, the two teams competed in an embarrassing trivia show! Anne Maria’s real name was revealed to be Christian, Cameron only recently stopped wearing diapers last year and Dawn was once kidnapped by an eagle! However, a few of the contestants decided to stop competing in the challenge, so everyone had to wear the disadvantage in the second part of the challenge, the Mad Skillz! Brick showed everyone how bad we was at aiming, while Anne Maria bounced her way on the fists right off of the island, only because Dawn betrayed her, because Brick was a better person! Who will go home next? Find out right now on Total…Drama…Revenge of the Island!
  • Dawn: So, I’ve got entire cabin all to myself? Well, good thing Anne Maria and Jo can’t bug me now. *meditates*
  • Sam: I wonder how Dawn’s holding up in there. She’s got an entire cabin to herself!
  • Brick: Dawn’s tough! She should be fine! Well, I’m off for my morning run! See ya! *runs out the door*
  • Cameron: It was quite a shock seeing Anne Maria get eliminated. I was almost certain it was going to be Brick.
  • Sam: Yeah, I was certain it was going to be Brick too. But Dawn mustn’t of voted with me and Anne Maria.
  • Cameron: Well, she did a good job! Now we don’t have any mean people on our team.
  • Brick: *knocks on Dawn’s cabin door*
  • Dawn: Come in Brick
  • Brick:*walks inside* How did you know it was me?
  • Dawn: I recognised the outline of your aura from under the door. So, what makes you visit right now?
  • Brick: I just wanted to thank you for not voting with Anne Maria. I owe you one.
  • Dawn: Oh, it’s fine Brick. You were just a much nicer, stronger person that Anne Maria. I don’t owe you anything.
  • Brick: Really? Well, you’re a really nice girl. I just want you to know that! *salutes*
  • Dawn: Alright then, thanks Brick! *salutes back to him as he leaves*
  • Brick: Well, I’m off for my morning run then! *runs to the forest*
  • Staci: Yah, and my great, great, great, great, great, great uncle Fisher invented mattresses! Before him, people use to lie on leaves and stones and always had sore backs in the morning!
  • Dakota: Well, you’re giving me a sore head! You’re eliminated at our next elimination ceremony! *covers her ears with her pillow*
  • Zoey: Staci, please stop talking! You’re giving everyone a headache! I have to go to the bathroom! *walks outside of the cabin and starts walking to the bathrooms*
  • Mike: *on his way to the bathrooms, notices Zoey* Oh, hi Zoey!
  • Zoey: Uh, hi Mike: *blushes*
  • Mike: So, what are you doing?
  • Zoey: I’m just on my way to the bathroom, you?
  • Mike: Exactly the same! *smiles*
  • Zoey: You’re really sweet!
  • Mike: *arrives at the bathrooms* Ladies first
  • Zoey: Wow, thanks! *blushes and walks inside* (CONF) Mike is so sweet, funny and cute!
  • Mike: (CONF) I really like Zoey! Let’s just hope Vito and Manitoba don’t ruin anything either!
  • Lightning: Oh no! This is Sha-bad!
  • Scott: What is it now?
  • Lightning: I’ve run out of protein powder!
  • Scott: Boohoo, get over it! (CONF) Lightning has to go!
  • B: *pulls out some protein powder in his backpack*
  • Lightning: You have protein powder too?
  • B: *hands it to Lightning*
  • Scott: Which he obviously stole from you! (CONF) I know B didn’t steal it, but he’s too smart, he’s going to be winning too many challenges! I need to convince my team to vote him off!
  • Lightning: Why would he steal from the Lightning?
  • Scott: Well, why would B have protein powder?
  • Lightning: Why do you have protein powder B?
  • B: *shrugs* (CONF) *rights down something on a notepad in the confessional reading* I don’t steal. I know Scott wants me eliminated.
  • Lightning: Would you of happened to steal it from me?
  • B: *shakes his head and glares at Scott*
  • Lightning: Whatever! At least Lightning has his protein powder! Sha-bam! *accidentally punches Scott*
  • Scott: Oww! Well, I’ll see you later, team! *walks out and goes to the girl’s side*
  • Dakota: Who is it now?
  • Scott: *opens the door, walks inside and locks it*
  • Dakota: What do you want?
  • Scott: An alliance with you two.
  • Dakota: Why would you want an alliance with us?
  • Scott: Because, I’ve overheard our team, and they say you two are going to be voted off at the next elimination ceremony!
  • Dakota: What! They can’t vote me off! I need screen time!
  • Scott: That is why I want to save you. Stick with me, and we’ll be the final three!
  • Staci: *nods in excitement* (CONF) Final three for me! My great, great, great, great grandfather invented alliances! Before him, people never trusted each other and were lied to!
  • Scott: Good! But no one can know about this? Understand? (the girls nod) Good! *leaves the cabin*
  • Chris: Contestants, meet me at the giant, spooky cliff! IMMEDIATELY! (Ten minutes later)
  • Zoey: Are you expecting us to climb that thing?
  • Chris: Yes! The team who makes it up first gets an advantage in part two of our challenge!
  • Mike: How do we climb that thing with our bare hands?
  • Chris: Well, there is a junk pile over there! But, it has a gigantic mutated beetle! Your challenge starts now!
  • Dawn: *runs to the cliff bottom and tries to reach a rock* I can’t reach! I’m too short!
  • Brick: Need of any assistance, team mate? *lifts Dawn by her foot and starts to climb*
  • Dawn: Thanks Brick! *tries to climb higher*
  • Brick: No problem! *continues climbing*
  • Dakota: How am I supposed to climb that thing?
  • Scott: Just take your time to figure it out!
  • B: *starts thinking of a plan*
  • Cameron: *looking through the junk pile* There has to be something in here that could help me!
  • Zoey: *starts to climb*
  • Mike: *climbs* You’re great at climbing Zoey!
  • Zoey: Thanks!
  • Mike: *transforms into Svetlana* Well, so is Svetlana! Ha! *grabs Zoey’s hand and starts leaping upon rocks*
  • Cameron: *pulls out two toilet plungers* How did you do that Mike?
  • Beetle: *jumps on Cameron’s back and roars*
  • Cameron: Somebody help me! Ahh!
  • Dawn: Cameron! *slides down from the cliff and runs to the beetle*
  • Beetle: *roars*
  • Cameron: Dawn! Save me!
  • Dawn: Is this what you’re looking for? *holds out a baby beetle to the mother beetle*
  • Beetle: *hugs her child beetle and walks away*
  • Cameron: Thanks Dawn! *faints*
  • B: *starts pulling things out of the junk pile*
  • Scott: (CONF) B has a plan and I know it! I need to sabotage it one way or another!
  • Lightning: Lightning’s a strong climber! Sha-bam! *starts climbing the cliff successfully*
  • Staci: And my great, great, great Lois invented rock climbing!
  • Dakota: Shut it!
  • B: *continues applying things together*
  • Sam: Uh! It’s too high for me to climb! *collapses*
  • Scott: What the heck is this?
  • B: *sparks two wires together, sending up a mattress on top of the cliff*
  • Lightning: I’m going to reach the top!
  • Chef: *chuckles and throws down an ice cube*
  • Lightning: Ah! *is hit by an ice cube, and crashes down into Mike and Zoey*
  • Mike: Ahh! *falls down with Zoey!
  • Zoey: Oww!
  • Mike: B, you’ve spent all your time wiring things up!
  • Scott: What a useless team member who we will be seeing at the elimination ceremony!
  • B: *attaches a bathtub and throws Staci inside it*
  • Staci: What are you doing?
  • B: *sparks the two wires together, sending the bathtub with Staci inside it into the sky*
  • Staci: Ahh! *falls out of the tub and lands on the mattress* I’m okay!
  • Zoey: Go B!
  • Brick: The Maggots have figured out a way to reach the top! We need to get up faster!
  • Sam: I can’t climb…too high!
  • Dawn: I just can’t reach!
  • Cameron: I’m climbing! *loses his grip on the plungers and falls down*
  • Brick: There’s only one thing we can do! *drags his team to B* Get in the the chair! *throws Sam on the chair*
  • Dawn: *sits down on the chair*
  • Cameron: *climbs up on the chair*
  • Dakota: Hey! This is our teams!
  • Brick: Sharing’s caring, soldiers! *holds onto the chair and sparks the wires together, sending the chair up onto the cliff*
  • Chris: Well, hijacking the Maggot’s invention was epic! The Rats win the first part of the challenge!
  • Dawn: Woohoo! Thanks Brick! *hugs him*
  • Scott: *sarcastically* Oh no, we lost!
  • Lightning: Lightning never loses! Sha-bam! *accidentally punches Scott*
  • Scott: *slaps Lightning* Stop it with that Sha-bam thing you total idiot! (The next scene shows the contestants in an icy area with fake snow)
  • Chris: Welcome to the second part of your challenge! Here, we will play a game of capture the flag! Here’s how it works, to win, you must capture the enemies flag and return it to your base, or entirely destroy the enemies base! Also, you have cannons with mysterious snowballs that you can fire at the other team! Any questions? Nope! The Rats, for winning the first part of the challenge, you get the luxury base, while the Maggots get the crumby base! Start the competition now!
  • Dawn: Yay! *shivers with her team as they walk to their base*
  • Sam: Alright, Brick and Cameron will go and capture the enemies flag, while me and Dawn will stay here to protect the flag and fire the cannons! Go!
  • Brick: Yes sir! *runs outside*
  • Sam: Let’s fire our cannons! *runs to pick up a mysterious ball, but is stopped by Dawn*
  • Dawn: No! That one is full of negative energy!
  • Sam: What do you mean? *lifts up the snowball and it explodes*
  • Dawn: Your parents never really cared for you as a child…*picks up a certain snowball* Fire this one!
  • Sam: *puts the snowball in the cannon and fires it at the Maggot’s fort*
  • Mike: We’ve been hit!
  • Scott: Oh no!
  • Zoey: Alright, I’ll take position as team captain! Staci, Dakota and B, you stay back here and fire the cannons! Mike, Scott, Lightning and I will go for the flag!
  • Lightning: Lightning’s on it! *runs out into the snow but the ice cracks beneath him* Crap!
  • Zoey: Lightning! *stares at a frozen Lightning*
  • Scott: Oh no! Lightning is frozen. This is so bad! We can’t go out there!
  • Mike: We have a flag to capture!
  • Scott: It’s too dangerous!
  • Mike: *changes into Vito and rips his shirt off* Well I’m going out there, wimp! *shoves Scott to the ground and walks with Zoey*
  • Dakota: Oh my god! He is so hot!
  • B: *grabs a snowball and fires it at the Rats*
  • Sam: Dawn, we’ve been hit!
  • Dawn: *grabs a snowball at shoves it in the cannon*
  • Sam: *lights the cannon, as the snowball destroys more of the Maggot’s fort*
  • Cameron: How are we supposed to get their flag!
  • Brick: I’ve got an idea! You go behind their fort from the left, and I’ll take the right! Go! *starts running*
  • Cameron: Whatever you say! *continues running*
  • B: *fires another snowball and thinks of something*
  • Staci: My great, great, great *is lifted by B* What are you doing?
  • B: *shoves her in the cannon*
  • Zoey: Whoa, B! You wouldn’t!
  • Mike: *as Vito* Let the man do what he wants! Let’s rumble! *runs with Zoey towards the Rat’s fort*
  • B: *fires Staci out of the cannon, as she comes crashing through the Rat’s fort*
  • Sam: How the heck did you get here?
  • Staci: My great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather Hikaru invented Karate! Before him, people were defenceless! *makes a fighting noise, and kicks Sam and Dawn to the ground* I’m getting my team their flag!
  • Sam: Oww, I didn’t know she could do that!
  • Staci: *grabs the flag and starts running back to her team’s fort*
  • Dawn: We can’t lose this! *throws several snowballs into her team’s cannon and fires it at the Maggots*
  • Dakota: Where being hit multiple times!
  • Staci: My team’s fort is going down! I have to get their quickly!
  • Zoey: Run Staci! *ducks out of the way of falling bits of snow from the fort*
  • Sam: *throws in more snowballs and continues firing them at the Maggots*
  • Dakota: Our fort is about to collapse!
  • Staci: Almost there! *watches as her team’s fort collapses*
  • Maggots: AHH! *are covered in snow*
  • Chris: The Rat’s win! Maggots, I’ll be seeing you at the elimination ceremony!
  • Scott: Should’ve stood up to those Rats earlier B in the first challenge!
  • B: *glares at Scott*
  • Scott: *whispers to Dakota and Staci* We’re voting B! *whispers to Lightning* Vote B!
  • Chris: Hello Maggots. Welcome to your first elimination ceremony! Everyone gets a marshmallow! Even the loser! But that’s one marshmallow you’ll never eat! The first marshmallow goes to…Zoey! *throws her a marshmallow* Lightning and Mike, you two are safe! *throws them a marshmallow* Dakota and Scott, here are your marshmallows! *throws them two a marshmallow* B, Staci. This is the final marshmallow. Why should any of you two get eliminated? Good question! B, you didn’t put up a good enough fight to not let the Rat’s use your invention in the first part of the challenge, and chose a slow contestant to retrieve the flag. Staci, you sucked at running back to your team, losing them the challenge! The Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom goes to…B! *throws Staci a normal marshmallow and B the toxic marshmallow*
  • B: *sadly walks to the Hurl of Shame*
  • Chris: B, any last words? Any words at all?
  • B: *gasps*
  • Zoey: Is he going to say anything?
  • B: *in a deep voice very fast so no one can hear him* Scott’s evil and has an alliance with Dakota and Sta-*is hurled off of the island*
  • Lightning: What did he say?
  • Mike: Yeah, what did he say?
  • Zoey: I definately heard something about Scott!
  • Chris: Whoops, guess they'll never know! Who will get Hurled next? Find out next time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island!

Chapter Four: Finders CreepersEdit

  • Chris McLean: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, the eleven remaining contestants were forced to climb up a cliff, and compete in a snowy game of capture the flag. B’s brilliant, brainy inventions turned out to be useful…for the opposing team! The Rats finally won a challenge, and B was viewed as a bad threat by his bitter peer Scott, who convinced his alliance, along with Lightning to vote him out. Now, the remaining ten contestants will face their deepest fears…in the dark! Muah ha ha! *glares at Chef* What are you wearing?
  • Chef: What? My vampire costume was in the washing machine!
  • Chris: Isn’t that a bit too exposing?
  • Chef: *slaps Chris, as the feathers of his peacock outfit pop out*
  • Chris: OWW! Anyway, who will take the Hurl of Shame next? Find out right now on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island!
  • Mike: *hugs Zoey outside*
  • Zoey: Aww Mike, you are so sweet! Look at that one! *points to a star* It looks like a… Meow Cat?
  • Mike: Thanks. And that’s really cool! *points to another thing in the stars* And that looks like a Smart Face.
  • Zoey: It’s funny seeing internet meme’s in the sky. *snuggles up closer to Mike*
  • Mike: I know, but they aren’t as beautiful as you.
  • Zoey: You are so nice! (CONF) Mike is the sweetest guy I’ve ever met. He’s also hot and smart! I thought these types of guys were imaginary!
  • Scott: *spying in them behind a bush* I see… (CONF) Mike and Zoey are so close together. If I can get Zoey voted off, Mike would lose it at his team, and would force us to vote him out! Perfect!
  • Dawn: Scott? What are you doing here? Evil doing?
  • Scott: Dawn? When did you get here? And what are you doing here?
  • Dawn: I only just got here a few moments ago. And what I do out here at night, is feed the mutated bunnies, and relax myself from this dangerous competition. The real question is, what are you doing here?
  • Scott: Uh, nothing.
  • Dawn: I know you are hiding something. Something villainous. I can sense it.
  • Scott: Dawn, Dawn, Dawn…go back to your creepy animal feeding, before your cute face is Hurled away by your team! (CONF) There is no way I can be exposed! She is next after Zoey and Mike on my hitlist.
  • Dawn: I’m cute? *smiles*
  • Scott: Uh…I didn’t really mean that! *guilt fully smiles*
  • Dawn: I know you meant it. Now you better get out of here before you are labelled suspicious by your team.
  • Scott: Whatever! *walks away*
  • Dawn: (CONF) He called me cute…*romantically sighs*
  • Sam: *plays video games* Almost level seventy-four! *presses buttons* Die, dragon! Die!
  • Cameron: You’re up playing video games this late? *yawns*
  • Sam: What? They are like so addicting! *throws Cameron a handheld gaming console*
  • Cameron: What’s this?
  • Sam: Just turn it on and try it!
  • Brick: *lifting weights* What are you team mates up to?
  • Sam: Not much. Just the usual video game, or two!
  • Cameron: *starts playing a game* It looks kind of cool… (CONF) *plays a video game fast* I’ve never had this much fun in my entire life!
  • Brick: I’m sorry, but as a cadet, I have no time for video games! I’m off for my nightly run! See you in half an hour! *runs out the door*
  • Dawn: *meditating in the forest, when a firefly lands on her hand* What’s that little one? Someone’s coming? Scott? Chef? Chris?
  • Brick: *runs into the forest*
  • Dawn: I hear running. It must be Brick doing his nightly run.
  • Brick: *notices Dawn on a stump* Hello there ma’am.
  • Dawn: Hello Brick. Off for your nightly run?
  • Brick: Yes ma’am.
  • Dawn: Please, just call me Dawn.
  • Brick: Sure Dawn!
  • Dawn: You never really exercised as a child, as you were lazy and extremely unhealthy. You were only in the cadets because you liked soldiers and stuff. *continues meditating*
  • Brick: Wait…how did you know? Did my mother tell you?
  • Dawn: It’s a hard thing to explain. See you later!
  • Brick: *runs off* (CONF) Dawn freaks me out at times… *rocks in the fetal position*
  • Chris McLean: *rings a horn* Contestants! Get your butts down here in front of the cabins right now!
  • Katie: Oh my gosh Sadie! Look! The season four contestants!
  • Sadie: EEE! Now I’ve seen them in real life!
  • Katie: Remember when we shot each other’s butts in a paintball game?
  • Sadie: I know! It hurt so badly! But at least we matched! *hugs Katie*
  • Scott: Chris, what are tweetle dumb and tweetle idiot doing back here!
  • Chris: That is what I want to know! What are you two girls doing back here? You weren’t invited!
  • Katie: Oh, we wanted to see the new contestants!
  • Sadie: Can we stay? Please!
  • Chris: Fine! You two will be our hard working interns!
  • Katie: OMG Sadie! We get to stay. It sucks we won’t be competing though!
  • Sadie: Well, at least we are here!
  • Dawn: I wouldn’t count on it if I were you.
  • Chris: As I was saying…
  • Katie: Sadie, remember when we were competing in challenges?
  • Sadie: Oh yeah! Wasn’t that like three seasons ago?
  • Katie: Totally!
  • Chris: You two girls meet me in the Hurl in ten minutes. Now get lost!
  • Sadie: Okay! *runs with Katie*
  • Chris: As I was saying, your challenge is to compete in a scavenger hunt for three different souvenirs across the island…in the dark!
  • Brick: I’m not quite a fan of the dark…
  • Chris: Don’t care! Anyway, be careful of the gigantic mutant spider which will be hunting you down…one…by…one. For every team mate you lose, you get a penalty! Now run, campers! Run! *blows horn*
  • Brick: I don’t like this challenge one bit…
  • Dawn: Don’t worry Brick. Your fear of the dark isn’t as bad as you think…
  • Brick: *backs away from Dawn*
  • Chris: *over a loudspeaker* Your first clue is inside a bear trap inside the base of a tree!
  • Sam: B-b-bear trap?
  • Cameron: You heard him…so who is going to retrieve the clue?
  • Dawn: I think I’ll do it.
  • Brick: Are you sure Dawn?
  • Dawn: Positive. I can handle it. You don’t have to have extra care for me because of a crush. *walks to the tree*
  • Brick: What crush? *blushes*
  • Sam: So…you have a thing for Dawn?
  • Brick: No! *folds his arms* I can’t take this challenge anymore! *turns away from his teams*
  • Spider: *creeps up on the Rats behind a tree*
  • Dawn: *reaches inside the tree* Ahh! *dodges the shutting bear trap* Phew!
  • Brick: Ahh! *is immediately captured by the spider*
  • Cameron: Um, Brick? Where are you? (CONF) It must’ve been the spider! I have a severe case of arachnophobia! *small spider lands on his hand* AHHHHH!
  • Dawn” *reaches for the clue* I’ve got it!
  • Sam: Read the clue! Quickly!
  • Dawn: Okay!
  • Sam: Where’s Brick? *turns around and Dawn goes missing*
  • Cameron: He’s been captured! Where’s Dawn!
  • Sam: *turns around and sees the clue on the floor* She was just here a second ago!
  • Cameron: Quickly! Read the clue!
  • Lightning: *arrives with his team* Aww man! They’ve got the clue!
  • Zoey: Hey, where are Brick and Dawn?
  • Sam: Um, they are over there! Gotta run! *runs off with Cameron*
  • Mike: Team colors on the tree! That has to be fun.
  • Scott: *sarcastically* Great eye, Mike. (CONF) We can’t keep winning these challenges!
  • Dakota: There is no way I’m going in there! I’ll get sap on my hair!
  • Staci: Yah, my great, great, great, great uncle Gavin invented bear traps! Before him… *notices everyone staring at here* What?
  • Lightning: Today is your lucky day! *throws Staci inside the tree* Sha-bam! *accidentally hits Scott*
  • Scott: Dude! Quit that already. (CONF) Yup, Lightning is a total goner!
  • Staci: Bear trap! *jumps out of the tree*
  • Zoey: Did you retrieve the clue?
  • Staci: *shakes her head*
  • Lightning: Lightning has a long reach! I’ll get it!
  • Mike: *transforms into Svetlana* No! The queen of gymnastics, Svetlana, shall retrieve the key! *jumps in the air and lands next to the tree*
  • Zoey: Mike, how did you do that?
  • Mike: My name is Svetlana! *reaches into the tree and grabs the clue*
  • Lightning: Read the clue, dude!
  • Cameron: *reads to Sam* Inside a knot is a nest. Your souvenir lives with a pest. Find Polaris to travel north-west.
  • Sam: So, where exactly should that be?
  • Cameron: We need to find the northern star!
  • Sam: It’s right there! *points to a star*
  • Zoey: So, anyone have any ideas what the clue means? *is captured by the spider*
  • Dakota: Where did red riding hood go?
  • Mike: *as Mike* Zoey! Zoey! Where are you? Zoey!
  • Scott: Just calm down already! She’s gone!
  • Mike: I can’t lose Zo…*is captured by the spider*
  • Scott: *rolls his eyes* Oh no. Russian Gymnast is gone as well. (CONF) I must get my team captured! *manically laughs*
  • Lightning: No biggie! Lightning can be a team of one!
  • Dakota: Can we go already! I need to finish this challenge so I can wash my hair! The leaves are getting stuck inside it!
  • Staci: Yah, my great…
  • All: Shut it!
  • Sam: Alright Cameron, we need to find the knothole somewhere! So much…hard…work!
  • Cameron: Look over there! Another tree with team colors.
  • Sam: Should we check it out?
  • Cameron: Go ahead! (CONF) Me and Sam had the challenge in the bag. I’m just hoping the spider doesn’t attack me! We’ve already lost Brick and Dawn. We can’t lose anymore players!
  • Sam: Fine! *runs to the tree, only to spot a giant octopus* Cameron…we’ve got a situation here!
  • Cameron: Ahh!
  • Sam: *is grabbed by the octopus* Help me!
  • Cameron: Oh no!
  • Sam: Hurry Cameron! Help!
  • Lightning: Lightning hears the other team! Follow Lightning!
  • Scott: Are you sure? You don’t want us running the wrong path!
  • Lightning: Lightning is always right!
  • Cameron: I have an idea! Hey, stupid octopus! You can’t catch me! *moves out of the way of the octopus tentacles* Sucker! *runs around the tree*
  • Dakota: OMG! Giant octopus!
  • Lightning: Lightning will destroy you! *is hit by a tentacle, knocking him out*
  • Scott: Nice job, Sha-Moron!
  • Cameron: Come on! Swing! *ducks under the tentacle, which slams the octopus in the eye, making it release Sam*
  • Sam: Woo hoo! You saved me! Nice going! *pulls out a DS from his pocket* NO!
  • Cameron: What’s the matter?
  • Sam: My DS! It’s shattered!
  • Cameron: We need to get the souvenir and get out of here because the other team has arrived!
  • Staci: Yah *is slapped by Dakota*
  • Sam: *grabs the souvenir out of the tree, and runs off with Cameron*
  • Scott: Alright, which one of you two ladies is going to get the souvenir?
  • Dakota: So not me! I can’t get dirty when my paparazzi will be arriving shortly! Oh, did you get that close up of me camera crew?
  • Staci: *runs to the tree*
  • Sam: Yay! We got a lead on the other team!
  • Cameron: Well, we better hurry! *runs faster*
  • Sam: What’s with the dirt piles?
  • Cameron: Sam! Stop running!
  • Sam: *stops* Why? *a mine explodes beneath him*
  • Cameron: *face palms* Because you are standing on a minefield!
  • Sam: *lands on the ground* Oww!
  • Staci: *goes inside the knothole and grabs the key* Got it!
  • Dakota: Go Staci!
  • Lightning: *wakes up* Sha-Lightning! Let’s go!
  • Cameron: Where are we?
  • Sam: It looks like a graveyard. But why would there be one at Camp Wawanakwa?
  • Cameron: I don’t know!
  • Sam: Hey! Look at this coffin! June Sixth, 1806.
  • Cameron: Wouldn’t that be 6-6-18-6?
  • Sam: Could that possibly be a clue?
  • Cameron: Probably! Let’s search the graveyard for it!
  • Scott: There’s a graveyard here?
  • Lightning: Lightning’s team should search for clues! *walks through the cemetery*
  • Scott: Dakota…are you coming?
  • Dakota: *fixing her hair* Just wait a second!
  • Scott: Whatever! *walks off with his team*
  • Dakota: Done…where did they go? *is captured by a spider and screams*
  • Lightning: Who was that?
  • Scott: Dakota must’ve been captured!
  • Lightning: Aww, man!
  • Scott: Just forget about it and keep walking, moron!
  • Staci: My great, great, great, great, great, great, great Aunt Marie invented cemeteries. Before her, corpses would rot in people’s backyards! And they would always leave behind a bad odor.
  • Scott: That’s fantastic Staci. Now will you shut up already?
  • Lightning: Look! Footprints! The Rats must’ve been here! June Sixth 1806!
  • Staci: Yah, it must be 6-6-18-6!
  • Scott: Don’t jump to any conclusions here! It could be a coincidence!
  • Lightning: Lightning follows his own rules! Hurry, team!
  • Staci: *follows Lightning*
  • Scott: Whatev… *is captured by the spider*
  • Staci: Hey, Scott is gone!
  • Lightning: The spider must’ve taken him! He deserves it for not listening to the Lightning! Sha-Bam!
  • Sam: Cool! Cameron! It’s another one with the same date! And it even has a key slot!
  • Cameron: That’s right! The souvenir is the key…so put it in!
  • Sam: *unlocks the gravestone, revealing torches* It must be the second souvenir!
  • Cameron: *grabs two torches and shuts the grave stone* Let’s go!
  • Sam: *runs off with Cameron* So…which way should we go? Cameron? *notices Cameron has gone missing* I’m the only one left! *runs from the cemetery*
  • Sadie: Chris is taking an awfully long time getting here!
  • Katie: OMG! Sadie! Want to hop inside the Hurl?
  • Sadie: OMG! COOL! *jumps inside the Hurl with Katie*
  • Katie: Wait! My hair tie fell out! *jumps out of the Hurl and notices the lever* What does this thing do?
  • Sadie: Katie? No! *is accidentally Hurled off the island*
  • Katie: Oh…whoops! Sorry Sadie!
  • Lightning: Look! A grave with a key slot!
  • Staci: We must have to put the key in!
  • Lightning: *inserts the key and grabs out the torches* Let’s go, creepy liar!
  • Sam: *walks inside a cave* Whoa, look at this place!
  • Brick: *from a web* Sam! Save us!
  • Sam: Brick? Where are you?
  • Dawn: Look above!
  • Sam: *looks up and sees the web* Hehe! Killer!
  • Cameron: Sam watch out!
  • Sam: *is captured by the spider* Aww man!
  • Lightning: *runs inside the cave with Staci*
  • Staci: OMG! The other contestants! Look!
  • Lightning: Look! Hooks and a zip line! Let’s go, dead weight!
  • Staci: *grabs a hook for her and Lightning and runs to the zip line*
  • Sam: Uhh…Cameron…
  • Cameron: What?
  • Zoey: The spider!
  • Cameron: Ahh! (CONF) Let’s just say…the spider brought out my inner strength!
  • Mike: Cameron! Save yourself!
  • Cameron: No one hurts me! Argh! *bursts out of his web and lands on the spider* Don’t hurt my friends! *attacks it*
  • Zoey: (CONF) I never knew Cameron had it in him!
  • Lightning: Hold on girl! Let’s zip line to the finish line! Sha-Bam! *goes down the zip line with Staci*
  • Chris: It’s about time someone got here! The Mutant Maggots win! If Sam had actually zip lined down here, his team would’ve won because you lost more members. But your team wins! Radioactive Rats, elimination ceremony! Pronto!
  • Rats: Aww!
  • Scott: *sarcastically* Great! (CONF) Why did we have to win that challenge?
  • Chris: One of you will be taking the Hurl of Shame! The first marshmallow goes to…Cameron! Dawn, you will be receiving a marshmallow as well! *throws them a marshmallow* Brick, Sam. You are the bottom two. The Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom goes to…Sam!
  • Sam: What?
  • Chris: But…today will not be an elimination challenge! Sam, you are safe…for now!
  • Katie: Yeah, so Chris…can you bring back Sadie? I accidentally hurled her off the island!
  • Chris: Grr!
  • Chef: *throws Katie into the Hurl of Shame* Any final words?
  • Katie: But I’m not competing!
  • Chris: I don’t care! *pulls the lever* Well, that wrapped things up! Who will go home next? Find out next time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island!

Chapter Five: Backstabbers Ahoy!Edit

Chapter Six: Runaway ModelEdit

Chapter Seven: A Mine Is a Terrible Thing to WasteEdit

Chapter Eight: The Treasure Island of Dr. McLeanEdit

Chapter Nine: Grand Chef AutoEdit

Chapter Ten: Up Up and AwayEdit

Chapter Eleven: Eat, Puke and Be WaryEdit

Chapter Twelve: The Enchanted Franken ForestEdit

Chapter Thirteen: TBAEdit

Elimination TableEdit

# Contestants Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
? Brick Rats LOW LOW WIN IN
? Cameron Rats IN IN WIN IN
? Dakota Maggots WIN WIN IN WIN
? Dawn Rats IN IN WIN IN
? Lightning Maggots WIN WIN IN WIN
? Mike Maggots WIN WIN IN WIN
? Sam Rats IN IN WIN LOW
? Scott Maggots WIN WIN IN WIN
? Staci Maggots WIN WIN LOW WIN
? Zoey Maggots WIN WIN IN WIN
11th B Maggots WIN WIN OUT
12th Anne Maria Rats IN OUT
13th Jo Rats OUT

Elimination Order and ReasonsEdit

Name Team Rank Voted Off Rank In The Game Reason
Jo Radioactive Rats First Voted Off in Bigger! Badder! Brutal-er! 13th Her team disliked her for her rude attitude towards the others.
Anne Maria Radioactive Rats Second Voted Off in Truth or Laser Shark 12th Dawn didn't follow her plan with Anne Maria and Sam, and voted her off with Cameron and Brick because he was a better person.
B Mutant Maggots Third Voted Off in Ice Ice Baby 11th Scott viewed him as a threat for winning challenges, so he convinced his alliance and Lightning to voted him off.

TriviaEdit

  • "Meow Cat" and "Smart Face" are both references to the online meme's "Nyan Cat" and "Trollface".
  • Jo and Anne Maria were originally planned to be in the final two, however the author scrapped that idea.
    • Ironically, they were the first two voted off in the final version.
  • The idea of Dawn feeding the mutated animals, was based off of a character robot on the Negima!? manga series, who feeds stray cats after school.

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